Dear Generation Z
This? This was not invented by you guys. I know, I know – you don’t believe the world EXISTED before you, let alone that anyone living in it (such as your parent’s generations) ever did ANYTHING remotely scandalous or fun. Now, the irony of someone like ME telling you this is not lost. I was [...]
There are reasons I didn’t study drawing in school
Because, quite frankly, I suck at it: Unfortunately, Alex inherited my lack of talent. What you see up there was our best work on Monday night. Mostly because tracing was allowed for the project. So, he traced and I colored. And that panel was our best work. Because he could trace. And there were no [...]
I suppose if you LIKE being depressed…..
I like to be a contrarian sometimes. Sometimes? Oh hush. The following four things receive HIGH HIGH HIGH Critical Acclaim. Oprah’s Book Club! Grammys! Oscars! However, I will advise you that unless you WANT to run into the kitchen and swallow a bottle of anti-depressants with that bottle of vodka and slip away into the night…well….then you’d [...]
Dear friends whose holiday letter just arrived – adopt me, please!
Have suitcase – will gladly travel! So I received yet another holiday card today with a letter about the past year. Now, I am not trying to make fun of it – really! However – without naming names or ages or anything – here’s a quick bullet point list stuff they did: Varsity Crew team [...]
I am one Hot Mama!
Last week I was following a video course and testing out some of what the narrator was describing using my G+ account which resulted in my snagging some new people into my Acquaintance circle. Again, just testing something out and the person who’s circle I used is someone I know pretty darn well so I [...]
You might live with a teenager if…….
You Might Live With A Teenager If…. The doors in your house no longer just close – they SLAM Your sanity and memory are questioned a dozen times a day… …by the same person who cannot remember to put on shoes before getting in the car to go to school. You [...]
How insulted should I be….
How insulted should I be if the top two searches that brought people to the blog so far this morning are: Tackiest Christmas Decorations Fish Emerge …and can someone please explain that second search to me? On second thought…never mind.
Cinderella in real life – complete w/ evil step sisters!
This image floating around Facebook today says it all – absolutely classic that some brilliant observer caught the similarities: UPDATE: Just as quickly as this flew around the web, word spread that it was a photoshopped image. Which it is so I feel compelled to post this correction of sorts. Some creative soul changed the [...]
I haz a complaint!
I can totally relate to Garfield. Not about raisins – for me, it’s mushrooms. And for some reason recently I’ve encountered way too many of them in my food! The taste/feel of them in my mouth literally makes me want to spit them out like the image above. Why why WHY are they in so [...]
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